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penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
May 22nd
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We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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commanderpigg: spackyhulk: commanderpigg: Wait, it’s the 22nd today, right? that means today’s Ash’s unofficial birthday! happy 27th baby :’) He’s had 27 babies? O.o maybe
May 22nd
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gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the  bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni and cheese      i 
May 22nd
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johnfkennedy: the f in john f kennedy stands for friendzone
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
May 22nd
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swafflevlut: gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future  this is so true and I’m on battery power saving mode
May 22nd
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mistercoventry: “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
May 22nd
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lintott: i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 
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nicolascageholocaust: We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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spacegiants: i wear spf 420
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
May 21st
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Listenmelancholyhound: kinjitohyama: One Piece Rap -...
May 21st
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ishimondo: getting a critical hit with an attack that wouldve killed the enemy anyway
May 21st
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lameborghini: will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
May 21st
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mosoli: i like writing kanji and i think it’s cool when they get complicated but this has no excuse whatsoever to exist
May 21st
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fuckinq: sexcake: does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants me but it’s never an accident
May 21st
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