August 2012
mistakers:
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
dylanobabe:
i like my men unattainable and out of my league
“If you vote against Obama because he can’t get stuff done, it’s kind of like...”
– Chris Rock (via left-to-lenin)
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
niggaimdeadass:
when you ask your mother for something and she says no and you go ask your dad for it and he says yes
then you go back to her and look at her
previouslysane:
i say “u” “plos” and “rly” because i know that i can write better than many of the kids in my class so i have EARNED the right to bad grammar and spelling thnk u ver muhc
me: I’m so ugly omg I have no talents or friends I hate myself I’m gonna die in a cardboard box one day
me: back the fuck up bitch I’m the queen roll out the red carpet for me I’m the best person ever later peasants
sleepthroughthealarm:
is that a threat
that looks like a threat
orcasex:
what if Earth was like “i’m done” and flew into the sun
Fuck Yeah, Animal Crossing!: sugoicrossing: okay,... →
sugoicrossing:
okay, so, we got yet another truckload of information concerning animal crossing 3ds! hooray. i’m doing another writeup, because 1) they are a coping mechanism and 2) i feel like it! you can check out my previous writeups here (though these are basically me just…
blaqkwidow:
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
